Aik charsi qabristan mein chars pee raha tha.

Aik charsi qabristan mein chars pee raha tha... 

Police aa gai, tou charsi ne chars chupa diya 

Police: kia kar rahe ho? 

Charsi: Kuch nahi apne walid k liye dua kar raha hoon 

Police: ye tou kisi bachay ka qabar hai? 

Charsi: Mera walid sahb bachpan mein mar gaya tha....!